Have you ever wondered what the point of traveling is?  Me too.  But I thought it out and think I have it all figured out.  Rather than just saying what I think, I figured I would bullet things out.  

• Get away from what you know, as life.
• To see new places that you might not have seen before.
• You enjoy planes?
• Local people are out to get you, in real life.
• You want to see porn, but you don’t want to be seen, seeing porn.
• You have an ‘out of town’ persona, so you’re cooler out of town rather than in town.
• Tobacco is good, when the significant other isn’t.
• Dale Hansen makes you naseaus.  
• Being cool means you’re not really all that cool.
• It seems like if you weren’t drunk, you’d be more in control of life as you know it?
• If you’re married, your wife understands shit.
• Shadows only exist if you’re scared.
• Sex toys aren’t quite as cool as Ron Jeremy said they were.
• That previous joke didn’t get any laughs.