Have you ever wondered what the point of traveling is? Me too. But I thought it out and think I have it all figured out. Rather than just saying what I think, I figured I would bullet things out.
- Get away from what you know, as life.
- To see new places that you might not have seen before.
- You enjoy planes?
- Local people are out to get you, in real life.
- You want to see porn, but you don’t want to be seen, seeing porn.
- You have an ‘out of town’ persona, so you’re cooler out of town rather than in town.
- Tobacco is good, when the significant other isn’t.
- Dale Hansen makes you naseaus.
- Being cool means you’re not really all that cool.
- It seems like if you weren’t drunk, you’d be more in control of life as you know it?
- If you’re married, your wife understands shit.
- Shadows only exist if you’re scared.
- Sex toys aren’t quite as cool as Ron Jeremy said they were.
- That previous joke didn’t get any laughs.
That’s it. You travel to be away but yet, have a lot of fun with the people you’re with. Let’s party, have fun and get down with the get down!
