What’s The Point of Travel?

Have you ever wondered what the point of traveling is? Me too. But I thought it out and think I have it all figured out. Rather than just saying what I think, I figured I would bullet things out.

Get away from what you know, as life.
To see new places that you might not have seen before.
You enjoy planes?
Local people are out to get you, in real life.
You want to see porn, but you don’t want to be seen, seeing porn.
You have an ‘out of town’ persona, so you’re cooler out of town rather than in town.
Tobacco is good, when the significant other isn’t.
Dale Hansen makes you naseaus.
Being cool means you’re not really all that cool.
It seems like if you weren’t drunk, you’d be more in control of life as you know it?
If you’re married, your wife understands shit.
Shadows only exist if you’re scared.
Sex toys aren’t quite as cool as Ron Jeremy said they were.
That previous joke didn’t get any laughs.